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Monday, December 1, 2008

I Conduct Electricity.


I seriously do. I have no idea why.

Whenever I get a drink, as the water touches my teeth I get this very unpleasant shock. Sometimes it brings tears to my eyes. I've now grown accustom to touching the water with my tongue first before it enters my mouth, to get the shock out of the way. Plus every time I get out of the car sparks fly. I have to be careful at gas stations so I don't blow myself up. I won't even start about what it's like in the middle of the night when I'm rearranging the sheets. It lights up like some kind of Pink Floyd laser show.

I'm always telling Burke that I truly am a conductor of electricity. He doesn't believe me.

Ret

2 comments:

Candyce Lewis said...

Is that why sparks fly when we kiss? Ha. I'm funny.

Daems said...

You must be a Hero! You're like Elle, you just need to learn how to channel your ability.