Things To Microwave.

Ivory Soap.  I don't want to give away what happens.  But, it's bloody awesome.  Well, not really bloody, more of a soapy, good sweet smelling awesome.  Plus, it doesn't hurt your microwave.

CD.  This puts on a light show that would rival the fireworks.  It's pretty sweet, but might ruin your microwave.  So try it at your mom's.

Light bulb in a cup of water.  Pretty amazing.  Plus, it doesn't do any damage to the microwaving action, I think.

Wolf Spider in a cup of water.  Simply incredible.  I hate spiders, so this is a very fulfilling little activity for me.  Spiders, I believe move by pumping blood into there legs.  And so, when their blood starts to boil, their legs start kicking like crazy.  It fills me full of satisfaction each and every time.  (Make sure the cup is clear so you can see all the action.)

And that's all from Breckenridge.

Rhett

I don't know why I think these motivational posters are so funny...I've picked some of the cleaner ones for your viewing pleasure, click on them to see them bigger:








This next one is one of my faves:





ha ha ha

peace out,

boike.

Bullet Proof Bed and Cinequest 19.

Do you need protection from bio-chemical terrorists attacks? How about natural disasters? Kidnappers and stalkers? Or would you just feel safer sleeping in a bulletproof bed?

If you answered yes to any of the aforementioned questions, you need the oh-so-versatile Quantum Sleeper. Not for the claustrophobic or light of check book, this $160,000 coffin-esque "saferoom" does not include the optional microwave, fridge or entertainment center.  Although it does include a "toiletry system."  I'm not sure how that one would work.

All of you seriously need to check out their website www.qsleeper.com.  It is knee-slapping hilarious.

I'm hoping they give us some kind of endorsement.

In other news, we are really stoked for the Cinequest Film Festival coming up later this month. After talking back and forth with quite a few other festivals, we decided to have our world be premiere at Cinequest 19! Mike Rabehl, the director of the festival, and the rest of the staff have been wonderful to work with. They've gotten behind our film 100%. It's going to be a blast.

So, we're going to buy a couple of Quantum Sleepers so nothing bad happens to us before the fest. We can't take any chances here in Utah.

Rhett

The Snuggie.

Sorry that it's been awhile since we've graced the world with our simple-minded observations.

But boy did we see a doozy of an infomercial the other night. "The Snuggie." I'm posting one of their commercials for your enjoyment, plus a link to their website at no extra cost to you, our most valued followers.




https://www.freesnuggie.com

I especially love the part when they're all sitting around as a cult of Snuggie wearers. It's adorable.

Rhett

Luna The Cat.

Like the rest of the world, I don't like cats.

But, Candyce (My girl, A.K.A. Wife) managed to find a stray and make her our own. She named her Luna, which means moon in espanish. Cute isn't it.

See, we grew up with cats. We had one named Max. But one day we found it stiff-as-a-board on Burke's bed. So, I think my dad threw it away, and we went and got another one that looked just like it. We named it Max, and we quickly forgot about the other one. Heartless? No way, they're just cats.

I must admit though, I do kinda like having Luna around. We'll see what I say tomorrow.

Rhett

Sandwiched Between Two Therapists.

So our studio right now is as the title of this blog post suggests. All day we are hearing about people's problems. It's pretty funny really. It's not like we have their offices wire-tapped or anything, it's that these walls are definitely not sound proof.

Two minutes ago I heard a lady complaining about the lack of romance in her relationships. So, out of courtesy I put on some "Can you feel the love tonight" by Elton John. I turned it on loud enough to make sure they could hear it. I'm hoping it works as a subliminal message. I'm just doing my part in trying to help these people out.

So there you go. Full-time filmmakers, part-time therapists.

Rhett

I Conduct Electricity.

I seriously do. I have no idea why.

Whenever I get a drink, as the water touches my teeth I get this very unpleasant shock. Sometimes it brings tears to my eyes. I've now grown accustom to touching the water with my tongue first before it enters my mouth, to get the shock out of the way. Plus every time I get out of the car sparks fly. I have to be careful at gas stations so I don't blow myself up. I won't even start about what it's like in the middle of the night when I'm rearranging the sheets. It lights up like some kind of Pink Floyd laser show.

I'm always telling Burke that I truly am a conductor of electricity. He doesn't believe me.

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